@Xalqee: "If I act like I'm asleep he'll leave, If I act like I'm asleep he'll leave, if I act like I'm asleep he'll leave" - Me getting pulled over
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@AnotherFunnyGuy: If something rolls off of my plate... I eat it first, as punishment for trying to run away.
@Tmoney68: Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right & wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
@robdelaney: Steve Jobs' entire legacy is invalidated by the shortness of the iPhone charger's cord.
@crylenol: what if your dentist is the one idiot who disagrees with the all the other dentists? how would you know?