@MindBytes: If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong
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@_ElvishPresley_: [riding crowded elevator] Me: jeez louise, how many stops is this thing gonna make Jeez Louise: five
@JohnLyonTweets: C'mon, when have I ever let you down? That was rhetorical, actually. Yes, that is a lot. Wow, did not expect you to bring out a chalkboard.
@velvettusk: "Eat your dinner so that lamb didn't die for nothing" - will ensure you get your daughter's helping, too.
@KenJennings: I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something.