@TheSadnesses: if I am elected governor I will eat your pillow while you sleep and unlike my opponent I will also do it if I am not elected
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@wolfpupy: no matter what the government says no one can stop you from eating the bugs you find in your garden
@HuttonGray: Just saw the book "Marriage for Dummies." Shouldn't there be an "is" in there somewhere?
@jitka: My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in
@NicestHippo: Piracy dates back to the 14th century, when armed criminals boarded ships and viciously watched movies that weren't out yet