@DavidKinney: If I am ever killed by a koala bear, I hope whoever finds me just tells people I was killed by a bear
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@sassy__cat6: My 10yo said when they're mean to people they miss recess. A lot of you need to miss recess.
@TheRolo: So I listened to some LL Cool J then kept licking my lips like he does. I found myself in HR. Good thing I wasn't listening to KISS.
@notalogin: On your first day in jail, when they ask you what you're in there for, say "the food" so all the other prisoners know you're a loose cannon.