@aveuaskew: If I can hear you chew, I have fantasized about your death.
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@Discourt: INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. I REPEAT. INSTAGRAM IS DOWN. HOLD THE DUCKFACES. HOLD THE MEALS. HOLD EVERYTHING.
@TheMichaelRock: Presidents Day was created by big corporations to get you to buy more presidents.
@notalogin: Actually, Kara, love is an illusion created by chemical reactions. The most powerful force in the world is the invisible hand of the market.