@TheRolo: If I check out your blog, what will you do for me? Love me? Ok fine, but you're telling my mom we're going out.
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@pabstdriver: I can usually tell how productive I've been at work, by the battery life of my phone.
@Michael1979: Am not being sponsored to say this but if you're like me and enjoy wearing jean-shorts but dislike the feeling of cold on your lower legs, check out "jeans". They're like jean-shorts but longer.
@TheMichaelRock: [first date] me: so what do you do for a living? her: I study foreign languages me[trying to impress her] bone apple tea, moon cherry