@TheRolo: If I check out your blog, what will you do for me? Love me? Ok fine, but you're telling my mom we're going out.
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@Karissajem: Neighbors just got a pirate ship playhouse for their backyard. Drunk me has never been so excited.
@WheelTod: [Date] Him: I don't trust myself round you Her(flirting): Oh, stop Him: I bought an iPad on your credit card when you were in the restroom
@KattsDogma: U once broke ur toe? I once broke my foot. U had a baby? I had 2 babies. U have a bad back? I have a bad front. I can do this all day, btw.
@dxblarssonENG: Job interview: " if you want the job lick the floor" -what? -lick the floor if you want the job *licks floor* Eww gross, can't hire that guy