@hoedeehoe: Jesus: and when there was but 1 set of footprints, there I carried u Me: (checks fitbit) ok, phew, it counted the steps, I still got credit

@Contwixt: That awkward moment when you realize your wife's funeral is turning into a sausage-fest.

@TumbIrHumor: there's an app for that

@copymama: My 5yo was talking incessantly in the car and my husband turned the music way up to drown her out and I fell in love all over again.

@Phook75: As I drop my child off to her first day of school it reminds me of how my mom dropped me off as well...except mom was ticketed for littering