@Tmoney68: If I could be any animal I'd pick a turtle, strictly for the chance, however slight, I could be turned into a ninja.
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@librarianfonz: I literally use figuratively in literally every occasion where I am literally speaking figuratively.
@thatdutchperson: "You're not pretty enough. Now pay us $3.99 so we can tell you why." - Magazines