@michaelianblack: If I could have dinner with anybody, living or dead, I'd have pizza.
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@anildash: Eventually one of these Republican congressmen is going to find out his daughter is a woman, and then we're all set.
@AndrewChamings: ME: In 1923 W. C. Fields said "It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to." BARISTA: I just need to write something on the cup.
@HatfieldAnne: Accidentally got melted butter on some fried chicken and this is my delicious origin story.
@petemandik: I'd be far more impressed with He-Man if he went all the way and got his doctorate of the universe.