@michaelianblack: If I could have dinner with anybody, living or dead, I'd have pizza.
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@ChaseMit: "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs" could also describe every menu item at Olive Garden.
@TheBoydP: "I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down" ~Bowling pins
@WittySassBasket: Cop: raise your hands Me: ok, but if you looked down you'd see the same thing C: ma'am? M: they're right there C: how high are you? M: yes
@justmeundead: Me: *trying to sleep Brain: He said you were pretty Me: *smiles Brain: but not beautiful