@primawesome: If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would just have two dinners.
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@jwoodham: Dating is a win-win. If things go well, you eat food and fall in love. If they don't, you still eat food and that's all that really matters.
@JesKeepSwimming: I'm sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon.
@InternetHippo: LUCY: Dad, how did I get my name? [flashback] ME (signing contract in blood): Ok but can we at least shorten it? LUCIFER: That's fine