@primawesome: If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would just have two dinners.
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@DomComedy: If Dumbledore did a 'Cribs' episode for Hogwarts, he'd be like "and this is where the magic happens" in every room.
@Paxochka: I'm 5'5" and a HALF. I think men should be pretty impressed that I consider half inches very important when measuring things.
@capricecrane: Alanis Morissette sings about having 10,000 spoons when all she needs is a knife. And nobody asks why she has 10,000 spoons?
@whereami18: I hope my kids love the gifts they receive for Christmas so I'll have more things to take away when I need to punish them