@TheAlexNevil: If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, I would want to be alive.
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@Sassafrantz: The average person has sex 103 times a year and it's almost March so that means only 103 more to go.
@SteveDutzy: I don't mind when a waitress says, "Is Pepsi fine?" when I ask for some coke. But when my drug dealer says it, it's kind of annoying
@theblowout: my interventions would be so much more effective if every single reason i drink wasn't there
@GoldenSpirals: [At Vision Center] Receptionist: Which Doctor would you like to see? Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.