@TheAlexNevil: If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, I would want to be alive.
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@someonesmomma: I just got a paper cut from a 108 yr old book so I'm sitting here waiting to turn into a vampire
@MollyRingwraith: I'm just like King Midas except everything I touch complains to human resources
@1BigMick: When I drop my son off at school I do one arm pushups at the entrance to let the other dads know that's what's up. But they're all at work.