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@iAmDelFreaky: If I could set people on fire with a single stare, a lot of innocents would die.

"Sorry sir, we are closed." FIRE!

"Good morning." FIRE!

If I could set people on fire with a single stare, a lot of innocents would die.

“Sorry sir, we are closed.” FIRE!

“Good morning.” FIRE!

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