@metafroth: If I could time travel I'd go to my funeral and take names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well.
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@Nikkeya08: Unfortunately Katy Perry, I couldn't fit in the skin tight jeans so instead of a teenage dream my husband gets Blair Witch.
@UncleDuke1969: Government Shutdown: Day 4 3am: Monkey House, National Zoo A door crashes open. A triumphant screech. Ben Stiller escapes into the night.
@Cyd10e: We now live in an age where we rely on technology for even mundane tasks. Think about it. Some of you likely need GPS to find your backyard.
@TheBoydP: God making Khaki God: I want a material that can be dressed up or dressed down Angel: Nice! G: But it shows every pee drip A: Hilarious!