@Stellacopter: If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.
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@DaddyJew: Jesus: *turns water into wine* Me: nice Me: *turns a steak into a cheesesteak* Jesus: *whispering under his breath* holy shit
@Meldiesattheend: If watermelon exist why doesn't earthmelon,firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons.
@SortaBad: "Brian did you remove some of the thread from your shirt logo?" Me: [clearly enjoying people calling me the Hug Boss] what? No probably not
@SladeBlue: Kids want to play with the box the toys come out of. Men want to play with the box the kids come out of.