@Stellacopter: If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.
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@simoncholland: Like on Amazon or in our house? [My response when my wife asks me if I can find something for her]
@SortaBad: "I'm dreaming about mashed potatoes" Oh because Thanksgiving is tomorrow "No, just a normal mashed potato dream like usual"
@CelebrityChez: How long are you supposed to wait before you unpause the tv after your wife tells you she wants a divorce?
@AndRyanTF: You ever watch a really stupid person for like 10 mins and wonder how they haven't been hit by a train or carried off by a giant eagle yet?