@YesThatAmy: If I did the math right, 8 of you are serial killers and 1,246 of you are eating Nutella.
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@XplodingUnicorn: God: I made something new. It's like a tornado, but smaller. Angel: What do you call it? God: A toddler.
@Swishergirl24: The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?
@Schmoodles: You can get out of jury duty on the first day by blatantly winking at the defendant as you give them a double thumbs up.