@Sirrruh: If I didn't know any better....
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@PaperWash: [in ambulance after being shot] can we [coughs blood] stop at Taco Bell? "Don't be stupid! [turns around while driving] of course we can"
@Bandersnaaatch: Until my sneezes have time to figure out their beliefs, please stop blessing them.
@jeffporper: Just ordered a pizza and jogged past my gym holding it over my head like the Olympic torch.