@Sirrruh: If I didn't know any better....
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@rorynotroy: the early bird gets the worm but so does the bird that gets outta bed around 1pm because there are plenty of worms out there believe me
@DirtMcTurd: [friend being eaten by a bear] *screaming violently* Me: Stay calm! Don't move so much! I'm trying to take a picture for snapchat!
@caseytduncan: When I find someone else's grocery list in a shopping cart I use it....see where it takes me.