@JasonLastname: If I die before I wake, I pray the lord has ice cream cake.
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@juliussharpe: God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and ten million dollars.
@awkwardphilippe: PRIEST: does anyone object to this marriage ME: (clearing throat) BRIDE: GROOM: PRIEST: ME: i accidentally swallowed a Lego just now
@Home_Halfway: How about a new eco-friendly car that is powered only by uncomfortable conversation
@UnFitz: Fantasy: We run in slow motion toward each other across an open field. Her side is mined.