@ChiefTwittler: If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell
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@WittySassBasket: I like to finish my pelvic exam by asking the doctor 'hey, where'd your watch go?'
@elle91: Me: God, I just feel so Brain: HUNGRY M: No, I'm very alone. I desperately want B: FOOD M: Part of me is missing. All I need is B: PRINGLES
@hythemafia: Divorce: Step 1: She throws all your shit in the street Step 2: The judge says you have to give it all back to her.