@donni: If I die, please avenge me. If it's an accidental death, just go nuts on whoever.
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@lawblob: son let me tell you about the birds and the bees... I left a window opened and they flew in and now I'm scared to go in that room
@gonzohostility: Said she was gonna send a pic of her "backyard' . Turns out we weren't on the same page
@EddieHarris216: 6: What's the Roman numeral for 4? Me: IV What's the Roman numeral for 6? Me: I don't know. They named the movie Rocky Balboa.
@PaperWash: Man's guide for a selfie: 1) Squint your eyes like your cool 2) Look off into the distance 3) Put your phone down 4) Don't take the selfie