@gwatts77: If I donate blood and you're in an unfortunate circumstance of needing it don't blame me for never being able to pass a drug test again.
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@envydatropic: The Heimlich maneuver doesn't work when you choke on your own words.....I know this now
@mattZillaaaa: [street fight] Come at me bro!! *guy rips off his shirt revealing bulging muscles *I rip off my shirt revealing another shirt & run away