@piplips: If I don't introduce you to the person I'm with it's because I don't remember either of your names.
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@blade_funner: [me at the end of any horror movie] How do they explain all of this to the authorities?
@ericsshadow: For sale: $300 King size mattress & box spring, 6 mo old, Never had sex on it, not even once. IDK ask her.