@piplips: If I don't introduce you to the person I'm with it's because I don't remember either of your names.
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@IamEnidColeslaw: cats are the best because you can pet one while you're talking to someone and look totally evil
@SSgtTommyD: My daughter has an ice skating date with her boyfriend tonight. So I'll be the guy skating behind two 12 year olds carrying a shotgun.
@DannyZuker: As my friend confessed, "My teenage daughter never even talks to me," I struggled to conceal my jealousy.
@YourAnonNews: 1 Bitcoin = 19.62 USD. What does it say about your economy when imaginary internet money is worth more than your "Real World Money"?