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@KindOfASmartass: If I don't make some serious changes to my life, they'll never let me into the gates of heaven.

So who can teach me how to pick a lock?

If I don’t make some serious changes to my life, they’ll never let me into the gates of heaven.

So who can teach me how to pick a lock?

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