@AmberTozer: If I ever find a dead body while I'm hiking I'm gonna be like finally
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@daemonic3: Don't get why guys complain about "sleeping on the couch" I pay good money to sleep on the couch, but I wish the shrink would shut up.
@iGreenMonk: When someone tell me , "long time no see" i usually reply, "I know, we're really not that good of friends"
@robfee: The story of Rudolph is a great way to let your kid know that bullies will keep torturing him until he's famous, then they'll be his friend.