@beccafacexo: If I ever get kidnapped, my plan is to just talk non-stop about Lost until they see that I'm very annoying, and they return me to safety.
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@platinum2000: "How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?" *I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.
@ericsshadow: My wife spent two weeks deciding what color to paint the bathroom. I got a cat on my 9th birthday and named it Cat.
@PinkCamoTO: Pac Man is my favourite video game about my life. It keeps getting harder and I can't stop eating everything in sight.
@sarita6032: I hit 2k followers. Now that I've gathered you all here, I'd like to discuss the benefits of Amway