@sucittaM: If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me.
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@KentWGraham: I bought 28 items at the grocery store today and the bagger managed to strategically fit them into just 21 bags.
@Tups13: When people tell me to get my act together I have to explain that this is not an act, I really am this incompetent.
@SamGrittner: This Uber driver is the worst. I can't roll down the windows, he keeps asking questions, the doors won't open, and now his siren is blaring.