@RealDMK: If I ever go missing, just follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide!
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@Brentweets: If someone is choking the best thing to do is ask them if they're okay repeatedly then if that fails give a concerned look until resolved.
@barbhaynes: OMG, you guys, there's a button on this stove that says "Stop Time". Should I press it??
@Brampersandon_: (Don't let her know you can't read) Yes I'll have this *points to menu* -So you want the gratuity of 15% added to parties of 8 or more? Shit
@Mr_Kapowski: "The princess dies. And then the people trying to save her die. Dragon guarding the castle? Dead" - Bedtime at George R.R. Martin's house