@RealDMK: If I ever go missing, just follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide!
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@drinksmcgee: Trojan’s next commercial should just be a guy saying “See?” while pointing at my kids when they’re fighting over a cookie.
@SteveSuckington: Kids are like debit cards. I get yelled at when I accidentally leave them at the store.