@RealDMK: If I ever go missing, just follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide!
@3sunzzz: Therapist: Are you a man or a mouse?
Mickey: Quite frankly, I was hoping you could tell me.
@SteveMathew_: When I said I like it rough.. I meant sex, not the entire relationship.
@Ideal_Victoria: On the list of things I've learned today:
1. You're not allowed to walk a police dog
2. Pepper spray recovery time is 37 minutes
@saraheliza83: Whisper out to librarians!
@blondecalamity: My ex used to sing "Brown Eyed Girl" to me....
I have blue eyes. This should have been a sign.