@RealDMK: If I ever go missing, just follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide!
@abbycohenwl: Don't do anything rash
- inept doctor trying to keep a skin eruption from spreading
@WalkingOutside: My preschooler talks a lot of trash when we play Chutes and Ladders for someone who needs help counting his spaces.
@DepecheALAmode: No, No, people. It's okay. I can make racist jokes. One of my best friends is a racist.
@ilovepie84: "I'm going to slide in and go back and forth until you're satisfied"