@RealDMK: If I ever go missing, just follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide!
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@panmidwest: ME: I still suck my thumb at night, yesterday I called my landlady "mom" JUDGE: you only have to tell the truth about questions you're asked
@adamlucidi: If Earth was a rented apartment, ain't NOOOO WAAAAAY we're getting our security deposit back.
@SaraESpivey: Was just in an elevator with my ex, so I stopped at every floor to show him he was wrong on so many levels.
@Gre_Gone: Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You're Not Guilty? Me: *moonwalks outta there*