@Mr_goose007: If I ever go missing, please put my photo on a Tequila bottle because nobody I know drinks milk.
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@InternetHippo: elephant: i’m thirsty, how do i drink mother nature: inhale water & squirt it from ur nose directly into ur mouth elephant: what the hell
@noogscorner: I wonder if clouds look down on us and say shit like "That one's shaped like an idiot."
@dave_cactus: [me on a ledge] COP: (through megaphone) WE'VE CALLED SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP! *Kris Kross steps out of a police van*