@Mr_goose007: If I ever go missing, please put my photo on a Tequila bottle because nobody I know drinks milk.
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@PwrFulWmn: You attract more men when you smell like butter, sautéed ham and onions than any expensive perfume.
@Jenny4ashley: Am I relying on you to cover up all these blood stains after murdering my ex? BLEACH I MIGHT BE