@Mr_goose007: If I ever go missing, please put my photo on a Tequila bottle because nobody I know drinks milk.
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@heykarlin: I feel bad for the children of Vegans because no one gets found when their picture's on the back of unsweetened organic almond milk.
@mdowd: If the FBI want to get into an iPhone w/o users permission, they should ask someone who's done it before, like U2
@silent_musings: Next time you see someone you don't like, begin conversation with "I see the assassins have failed."