@LindseyEllison2: If I ever go to prison I will immediately go up to the biggest person and tickle them.
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@badbanana: If the shoe fits, wear it. And if these shoes belong to someone else, walk away briskly.
@PerkyandSaggy: *Girl opens Xmas present* "Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?" "Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
@MandiAtRandom: Girls storing chips in their bras...pfft amateurs. I've got spaghetti and half a taco from this afternoon in there