@LindseyEllison2: If I ever go to prison I will immediately go up to the biggest person and tickle them.
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@donjuantip: Your cell should have a 'drunk mode' like 'airplane mode' so that no text messages or tweets leave your phone but you can still call a taxi.
@AdamOfEarth: Welcome to Psychic Abilities 101. Today's class was just rescheduled for tomorrow. If you're here now, you failed.
@gabeserra: Power's been out for 40 minutes and the kids are asking why I haven't put new batteries in the house yet...
@Bizarro_Mark: 5 and I are playing "guess the number I'm thinking of" with no limits and no clues. He's guessing sequentially from 1. Talk next week, guys!