@3sunzzz: If I ever got a horse I would name her Grace, just in case I ever fell from her.
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@Karate_Horse: [karate sign up table] "Ok guys with a ponytail or that are named Vince please form a second line you are the advanced class"
@rmfnord: If I was a ghost, I'd write "Happy Birthday" in blood on your wall for your birthday, cuz you may be cursed, but it's still your birthday.
@SortaBad: John: Yesterday... Paul: All my troubles seemed so far away George: But now it looks... Ringo: Waterslides hurt if they aren't wet enough
@simoncholland: I hate when someone is on the machine right next to me at the gym and I feel pressured to share these cheese fries.