@ericsshadow: If I ever run into my doppelgänger I'm going to steal his liver.
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@pauldame: Man: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Man: "Then why did you tell me?"
@LuckoftheDraw86: Either I just stepped in dog shit or the stench of my parent's disappointment has started following me around.