@ericsshadow: If I ever run into my doppelgänger I'm going to steal his liver.
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@zebrasyndicate: [creating eyelashes] God: Give them a row of stiff hairs to protect their eyes. Angel: Alright. God: But make the hairs occasionally turn traitor and try to destroy the very thing they're supposed to protect. Angel: Dude, wtf is wrong with you?
@murrman5: [a loud action sequence gets suddenly quiet and all you can hear in the theatre is me talking to the guy next to me] sell me your popcorn