@natalayhehoo: If I ever want to hide something from my husband I'd put it in the dishwasher- he'd never look in there
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@lucidchemistry: I've mastered the art of knowing what not to say...not saying it, whole different story
@OutOfLeftField_: I told someone my name and they said, "That's unusual. You don't hear that every day." Actually, I do.
@DanMentos: me: I thought you would like it grandpa: why would you think that hospice clown: I should go
@thesupergrobi: I love you so much, I'll just sit at home and stare at my phone to make you notice.