@natalayhehoo: If I ever want to hide something from my husband I'd put it in the dishwasher- he'd never look in there
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@Fred_Delicious: *is at the movies with hot date* *does fake yawn to put arm around her* *yawns too hard and inhales a child from the row in front* *dies*
@markydoodoo: *swirling Gatorade in a wine glass* Ah yes, the sportings, I have perused that endeavor. The throwing, the goalings, I love it all.
@DrunkSocialite: My dream is to become the first smart person to be interviewed by a newscaster live at a scene.