@natalayhehoo: If I ever want to hide something from my husband I'd put it in the dishwasher- he'd never look in there
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@hipstermermaid: 1886: We invented a car! 1903: We invented a plane! 1969: We went to the moon! ... ... ... ... ... ... 2015: Taco Emoji!
@cynicanoldicus: The ex wife once told me her greatest fantasy was kneeling in front of me while I spurted all over her. She never mentioned it was my blood.
@BadaBinge: Thanks for nothing autocorrect, I'm never gonna get chicks being a "homeless romantic".
@junejuly12: BREAKING NEWS Literally to be eliminated from the English language in 2015 Use it while you can, white girls