@natalayhehoo: If I ever want to hide something from my husband I'd put it in the dishwasher- he'd never look in there
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@theshrillest: lol these ppl "don't see race" right up until you start making beloved fictional characters black, then they're 18th century anthropologists
@HatfieldAnne: We’ve all talked about throwing a dirty dish away instead of washing it. But only some of us have done it.
@LindseyEllison2: I want to pick up a hitchhiker before I die. Not like right before I die, but you know.
@JohnLyonTweets: I'm sorry I lied, but in my defense, telling the truth would have had consequences and I hate those.