@randomover2: If I get bit by a vampire at this age, I'm going to be furious.
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@ThePocketJustin: The FBI's terrorist hotline is not a place to chat with hot terrorists. I know that now.
@shegotagronk: You're so vain, you probably think me driving by your house 27 times at 2 a.m. wearing all black with binoculars is about you, don't you.