@Beerhaze: If I give up my seat for you on the bus, it's my right to stand in front of you and stare down your blouse. I think it's in the Bible.
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@amandajpanda: "How'd ya get that bruise on your cheek?" *remembers dropping her phone on her face in bed* Me: Street Fight
@Lisa_Laughs_: I forgot why I was retracing my steps so I gave up and re-retraced them back to bed.
@pleatedjeans: Interviewer: I don't see a phone # for your reference Me: he is a duck I feed bread to at the park you will have to speak to him directly