@Gotham3: If I got a dollar every time a girl said I wasn't her type, I'd be her type.
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@jeffswarens: Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
@ilovepie84: My Boss called me immature today so I gave him a wedgie and made fun of his ugly family.
@KatieBurnett: Blind dates are the best because they can't see me stealing all of the food from their plate