@Gotham3: If I got a dollar every time a girl said I wasn't her type, I'd be her type.
@WilliamAder: I always say "goodbye" to the Wal-Mart greeter, just to close that loop.
@greedybull: 2 atoms of helium acting funny ~ HeHe
@meganamram: If video games have taught me anything, it's that you'll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss
@StevieKnip: What idiot called him Steve Jobs instead of Mac Daddy
@FatherWithTwins: Stickiest things in the world:
1) Children's library books