@Jenniferf42: If I got a dollar, for every time I think of you. I might start thinking of you.
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@SuperJuanderer: The other giraffes watched and giggled as Herbert got to button number 87 on his dress shirt before they told him he started one button off.
@weinerdog4life: one time my cousin greg put on two jean jackets and he exploded, there was mustache everywhere
@NikatNiteNite: Men go to bars for 2 reasons: 1) They don't have a wife to go home to. 2) They have a wife to go home to.