@Jenniferf42: If I got a dollar, for every time I think of you. I might start thinking of you.
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@thesulk: "I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control." Buddy, you got stomach flu.
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@Hey_Sascha: Nothing is quite as scary as hearing your doorbell ring on the same night you made a blood sacrifice to the dark lord.