@Jenniferf42: If I got a dollar, for every time I think of you. I might start thinking of you.
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@Home_Halfway: INTERVIEWER: What's your biggest weakness? VANILLA ICE: I've been known to steal under pressure
@iGreenMonk: The only reason why i am fat is because a tiny body could not store all this huge personality.
@bananainches: Guys, I just got myself a new liquor cabinet! The salesperson keeps calling it a 3 bedroom house for some reason. but its a liquor cabinet.