@brandonIee: If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you
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@protolalia: "Sorry, that was my bad." "Your bad what?" "No. I'm just sayin': Sorry. My bad." "You're bad at completing an apologetic sentence?" "Yeah"
@jkrambles: It's not God I dislike, He's cool. it's certain members of his fanclub that rub me the wrong way.
@Sassafrantz: I found out why I'm still single. Apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you.
@JaymayAllDay: "No thanks, I filled up on breadsticks." - Eve to the Serpent in the Olive Garden of Eden