@JennyJohnsonHi5: If I got arrested I'd ask for one tweet instead of a phone call because none of my friends answer their goddamn phones.
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@MrGynosaur: Sprinklers are just little heads looking around for their friends but they can't find them so they cry
@gianni_bcn: Jesus: Unless you become like children you will not enter heaven *Gets hit by a water ballon* Jesus: That's not what I meant, Paul
@longwall26: Pretty funny that turtles are always in uniform. It's like lighten up, turtles. The war is over.