@krautsauce: "If I had a bookstore I'd make the mystery section really hard to find."
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@PurrrrrfectCat: If ignorance truly is bliss, my coworkers must be in a constant state of euphoria.
@behindyourback: even worse than arguing with a stupid person online is when an even stupider person joins in but they're on your side
@ImAlexOliver: Just installed an egg cannon on the hood of my car. Flipping people off and cursing at them just doesn't satisfy me anymore.