@krautsauce: "If I had a bookstore I'd make the mystery section really hard to find."
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@theshantilly: Him: You're pretty obnoxious. You know that? Me: I'm sorry. All I heard was pretty.
@VerbsRProudest: I don't know when the apocalypse will happen. All I know for sure is my son will still have 4th grade math homework due the next day.
@juliussharpe: Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you're getting ready to take hostages.