@krautsauce: "If I had a bookstore I'd make the mystery section really hard to find."
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@JaiWalker: Childless people wondering what it's like to have some kiddos? Make a lovely healthy breakfast. Take it and throw it all over the floor.
@vikkaroni: "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I? I took a nap until I finally heard a car coming."
@platinum2000: "If you're pregnant you can't get pregnant, the same goes for getting arrested, can you lick this?" I ask, trying to roll a joint in cuffs.