@Matt_The_1st: If I had a cool name like AL Gore, I would make horror films.
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@UrbanDouchebag: Sometimes it's nice to feel another body pressed up against your own, even if rigor mortis has already set it.
@SteveSuckington: Fun prank: 1: steal your married friends phone 2: change your name to "Brandi from the club" 3: call them repeatedly and hang up at 3AM
@WilliamAder: Whoever gets the gift from me that has scissors under the wrapping paper, I'm going to need those back.