@Matt_The_1st: If I had a cool name like AL Gore, I would make horror films.
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@tastefactory: GUY 1: I beat cancer GUY 2: I backpacked thru Europe GUY 1: So what? GUY 2: And I didn't tell anyone about it when I got back GUY 1: You win
@JediGigi: I just heard my roommate mixing some beats except I don't have a roommate and it was my cat throwing up.
@XplodingUnicorn: Door-to-door Christian guy: Jesus loves you. Me: Really? Just me? Him: Well, no. He loves everyone. Me: I don't have time for players.
@yourpencilskirt: No I don't think you're stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking