@bingowings14: If I had a crystal ball, I'd probably walk differently.
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@kjoy1019: If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial.
@rzarosco: Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. "You guys look like dumb idiots lol" says one Chinese guy
@OctopusCavemann: It’s amazing how every single time I get fast food the person in front of me has never seen a fast food menu in their entire life.