@shadonium: If I had a dollar every time my phone's battery dies, I
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@CulturedRuffian: I ruined my diet to finish the last 5 donuts in the office because my coworkers are on a diet too so yeah, I sacrifice for the people I love
@seandunn76: I don't think my accident resulted in a concussion and also I don't think my accident resulted in a concussion.
@brennadine: Cinderella taught me that everything will work out just fine so long as you have unconscionably small feet.
@LeonEarlgrey: If I am farther than you in candy crush I will automatically think im smarter than you.