@staufff: If I had a dollar for every time I think about you, I'd start thinking about you.
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@SardonicTart: I don't go to the circus. Not because I'm scared of clowns, but because I'm scared of people who go to the circus.
@ShortSleeveSuit: Me: I want to be sculpted like a Greek god Plastic surgeon: We can help with- Me: *opens mouth* Fill me with cement
@SoVeryBritish: Responding as if you've just been wrongfully accused of murder when someone on the phone asks if you're still in bed