@staufff: If I had a dollar for every time I think about you, I'd start thinking about you.
@mexinonblonde: *stands up and screams*
"PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!"
*gets thrown out of Easter service during sermon of the resurrection*
@turtledumplin: Boss left his email open.
Me: *looks around, send email to district manager "i love you"
Now we wait
@MakeupHaxs: Story of my life.
@ColoradoCrow: Im going to change my name on Facebook to "Benefits", so that when you add me it will say, "You are now friends with benefits"
@madmomsdiary: Seriously, Twitter. Do NOT import my contacts.