@KirillWasHere: If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
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@david8hughes: If you see a distressed woman in the street screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one.
@Canadian_Cutie_: Dad: ok we need to find the number to that store, get the phone book Me: Get the what now?
@JoParkerBear: The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of intoxicants.