@KirillWasHere: If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
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@stevemarriott: [Preparing for a heist] Boss: Whoa! You brought in new guys? They aint gonna squeal are they? Me *with a gang of doves*: Naw man, they coo
@LaetPO: Marriage is so disrespected as an institution nowadays that soon brides may be tossing the groom and keeping the bouquet.