@KirillWasHere: If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
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@Bandersnaaatch: Whenever someone says they have "a thing" for me, I secretly hope it's a pony.
@crushingbort: #ThingsGirlsDoThatGuysHate tease a man and get all his attention while the second velociraptor ambushes him from his blind spot
@Underchilde: If you could go back in time, would you kill Hitler or just watch movies that aren’t about superheroes?
@Goldishocks: Falling in love is like diving into a tin of marshmallows, then hitting your head on the bottom.