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@sarcasticmommy4: If I had a dollar for every time one of my kids said "Mom, you're not funny", I could buy a beach house.

And live by myself.

If I had a dollar for every time one of my kids said “Mom, you’re not funny”, I could buy a beach house. 

And live by myself.

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