@lalastrailer: If I had a dollar for everyone I work with who's dumber than me, I'd have $11 cause I work for a small company.
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@AmberDonn: Texted Mom a question & she didn't answer right away. I'm going to send 4 more texts & 3 voicemails to give her a taste of her own medicine.
@froghammer: Obamacare? More like "Obama? I don't care for that guy!!!" Honk if you want poor people to die
@TheBigBatman: During childbirth the pain is so great that a woman almost knows what it's like for a man to have the flu.