@lalastrailer: If I had a dollar for everyone I work with who's dumber than me, I'd have $11 cause I work for a small company.
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@AnOrangeSNES: If you're out of wallpaper, you can always resort to using a few rolls of duct tape for that nice silver look.
@Jessberrie: I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but the fried me for no raisin #PunYourJob
@TheMichaelRock: Coworker: I could care less! Me: How much less could you care? Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.
@ruraljules: Relationship status~ Siri saw my browser history & now she isn't talking to me either