@lalastrailer: If I had a dollar for everyone I work with who's dumber than me, I'd have $11 cause I work for a small company.
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@theshamingofjay: If the picture you took of the bad weather while driving isn't followed by a picture of your car crash then it wasn't that bad.
@AdamOfEarth: Roses are flowers, violets are flowers, I'd love you more if you had super powers.
@: The doctor says I'm depressed because I don't have enough iron in my diet so I've started nibbling on the gun in my mouth.
@Danisrivera: Dude warned me he doesn't always respond to texts right away. It's been 476 days. Dude wasn't playin