@Dustinkcouch: If I had a million dollars for every time I looked at the negative side of things, I'd have way too many god damn taxes to pay.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@kimlockhartga: We need more names like Benedict Cumberbatch: Omelet Easydozen Florentine Pepperbatter
@bobvulfov: turn-ons: • eye contact • people who pay attention to me • people who know how to push my buttons • oh god im a television • how did this h―
@heyevergreen: Thought I saw a brownie walk by but it was just my dog. Other than that, diet is going well.