@SwoonTwang: If I had a nickel for every time someone called me OCD I'd have 27 dollars and 15 cents.
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@Holy_Mowgli: [on a date at butterfly conservatory] they serve the best wings here
@ericsshadow: ME: OMG I CAN'T BREATHE I ATE WAY TOO MUCH CALL A DOCTOR HER: do you want dessert? ME: ok, but just a small slice.
@TheBoydP: I'm guessing whoever said "There's no point beating a dead horse" has never been in a zombie apocalypse.
@Scdavis24: Question everything. Or should you?
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