@smarick: IF I HAD A NICKLE EVERY TIME A GOP OFFICIAL CALLED TRUMP'S BEHAVIOR "UNACCEPTABLE" BUT ACCEPTED HIM AS NOMINEE I COULD START A FAKE COLLEGE
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@Boo_berries_: Kidnapper: Pay up or I'll leak your nudes Me: So what? K: Then I'll tweet your drafts M: Ok don't do anything crazy we can work this out
@tweetmommybop: We will all sleep a lot better if someone tells us the nuke passcode requires spelling.
@bfrosty04: Remember when you thought if you accidentally swallowed apple seeds, a tree would grow in your belly? God I miss my 'Thirties'....
@LMHPhotog: There are rumours floating around that Canada's Prime Minister isn't a nice guy. They're not Trudeau.