@Token_Geezer: If I had a parrot I'd teach it to say "I know where they buried the bodies"
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@JamieLinks: Have decided Twitter is like a good grandma. Makes dirty jokes, complains a lot, corrects your grammar, tells you who has died.
@curlycomedy: How can you teach your child about adversity if you don't leave a diaper unchanged once in a while?
@confusedlush: People who try to prepare for the end of the world are obviously misunderstanding the core concept.