@Token_Geezer: If I had a parrot I'd teach it to say "I know where they buried the bodies"
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@LostFelicia: The number of Piña coladas I drank on vacation is this (my daughter doesn't want to cruise with me again) many.
@SarcasticAlly12: Find someone who shares your values & dreams- but likes a different kind of dipping sauce for chicken strips so you don't have to share that
@SamuelHLowe: - What do you do to relax? - I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
@Rayne__Man: Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me three times, show me how you do that